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Q: What does a calculated member have in common with a eunuch?
A: They both can’t have children
Q: Why couldn't the hierarchy become a tightrope-walker?
A: It was unbalanced
Q: Why did [Year-Quarter-Month] beat Measures at an arm wrestle?
A: Because it was a strong hierarchy
Q: What does tired cube do?
A: Has a KPI
Q: Why did the dimension go to prison?
A: Because it was degenerate
Q: Was the cube straight or gay?
A; Neither, it was BI.
Q: What kind of a dimension is [Dictionary]?
A: A reference dimension
Q: What do pre-menstrual BI developers suffer from?
A: PTS
Q: How did the police catch the serial-killer query?
A: They used a Profiler
Q: What on earth was the cube trying to do when it set fire to its wallet?
A: It must have been trying to warm its cache.
Q: What’s the angriest MDX function?
A: Crossjoin
Q: What's a dentist's favourite MDX function?
A: Extract
Q: Why did the dimension take all day to take off its suit and put on a pair of jeans?
A: It was a slowly-changing dimension
Q: Why did the dimension keep itself to itself?
A: It was a private dimension.
Q: Why wasn't the Level allowed in the fascist cube?
A: It was disabled
Q: What's the porn director's favourite MDX function?
A: BottomCount
Q: Why did the YTD calculation always finish last?
A: It always lagged too far back.
Q: Why were the other hierarchies frightened of Year-Week-Quarter?
A: It was unnatural
Q: Did you hear about the badger whose home wasn't allowed in the subcube?
A: It was an arbitrary shaped set.
Q: Why was the MDX expression never able to get a date?
A: It was rank.
Q: What MDX function makes Previous Year Growth and Market Share blush?
A: StripCalculatedMembers
Q: How did the BI developer send his backed-up database to a colleague on the other side of London?
A: In a .cab file
Q: What do cellsets use to cut down trees?
A: Axes
Q: What did the cube leave on the floor when it fell over in the toilet?
A: A minidump
Q: What function would you use to retrieve [Product].[All].[Dried Fruit].[Raisins]?
A: CurrentMember
Q: Why did the cube have nothing to do after the meeting?
A: It had no actions
Q: Whilst walking through the MDX Script mountain range, why did the assignment not mind reports of a FREEZE on the peaks?
A: He was in a lower pass
