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Q: What does a calculated member have in common with a eunuch?

A: They both can’t have children



Q: Why couldn't the hierarchy become a tightrope-walker?

A: It was unbalanced



Q: Why did [Year-Quarter-Month] beat Measures at an arm wrestle?

A: Because it was a strong hierarchy



Q: What does tired cube do?

A: Has a KPI



Q: Why did the dimension go to prison?

A: Because it was degenerate




Q: Was the cube straight or gay?

A; Neither, it was BI.



Q: What kind of a dimension is [Dictionary]?

A: A reference dimension



Q: What do pre-menstrual BI developers suffer from?

A: PTS



Q: How did the police catch the serial-killer query?

A: They used a Profiler



Q: What on earth was the cube trying to do when it set fire to its wallet?

A: It must have been trying to warm its cache.



Q: What’s the angriest MDX function?

A: Crossjoin



Q: What's a dentist's favourite MDX function?

A: Extract



Q: Why did the dimension take all day to take off its suit and put on a pair of jeans?

A: It was a slowly-changing dimension



Q: Why did the dimension keep itself to itself?

A: It was a private dimension.



Q: Why wasn't the Level allowed in the fascist cube?

A: It was disabled



Q: What's the porn director's favourite MDX function?
A: BottomCount



Q: Why did the YTD calculation always finish last?

A: It always lagged too far back.



Q: Why were the other hierarchies frightened of Year-Week-Quarter?

A: It was unnatural



Q: Did you hear about the badger whose home wasn't allowed in the subcube?

A: It was an arbitrary shaped set.



Q: Why was the MDX expression never able to get a date?

A: It was rank.



Q: What MDX function makes Previous Year Growth and Market Share blush?
A: StripCalculatedMembers



Q: How did the BI developer send his backed-up database to a colleague on the other side of London?

A: In a .cab file



Q: What do cellsets use to cut down trees?

A: Axes



Q: What did the cube leave on the floor when it fell over in the toilet?

A: A minidump



Q: What function would you use to retrieve [Product].[All].[Dried Fruit].[Raisins]?

A: CurrentMember



Q: Why did the cube have nothing to do after the meeting?

A: It had no actions



Q: Whilst walking through the MDX Script mountain range, why did the assignment not mind reports of a FREEZE on the peaks?

A: He was in a lower pass

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