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Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has
succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The
US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes
a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet
paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a
whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in
the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well,
but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space
in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony . At a recent press
conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys
to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The
space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This
product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish
trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before
Human travel to Mars is possible."

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